Robert Bevan

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Cooter Conners was your typical son of an out-of-work rodeo clown until he ate a taco that would change his life forever.This Very Special installment of Shingles asks the hard-hitting questions.Is there an afterlife?Does God judge us according to the condiments we consume?Jesus is totally white, right? I mean, like, everybody knows that.You may want to leave the lights on while you read this shocking tale of horror, lest your heart freeze, your bladder fail you, and your skin break out in...Shingles.

It Came from My Butthole

Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.But there is more to those belts than there seems. Cursed with ancient dark magic, they have a mind of their own. Will Donny be able to stand up to his bullies? Will he be able to overpower the will of the spirit trapped within the cursed belts? Will he win the love of the most beautiful girl in the whole trailer park?Find out in this chilling tale of horror.

Wax On, Whacks Off

Rick Gualtieri

Jimmy Perkins was your average twelve-year-old sociopath. He played sports, despised his little sister, and eagerly awaited the day when society finally crashed and burned. Now the zombie apocalypse is upon us. The dead have risen from their graves to feed upon the flesh of the living, and Jimmy couldn't be happier about it. So much for school, chores, or mowing the lawn. He's here to kick ass and take names, and woe be it to anyone who dares tell him he's up past his bedtime.

The Legend of Jimmy Headshot

Drew Hayes

What happens when an unsuspecting magician with an action-movie stage persona accidentally joins a deadly fighting competition? No mere contest of fists, this tournament is held on a mysterious island; filled with strange combatants using weapons, natural augmentations, and some abilities bordering on magic.Armed with nothing more than a trunk of tricks and his skills as an illusionist, will Action Kadabra find a way to survive, or will this magician's next shuffle be off the mortal coil?

Action Kadabra

Giggletime Mountain has a history. A violent, deadly history with pink floppy ears and a blood-soaked axe. One rampage after another befell the poor amusement park visitors, forcing the doors finally shut for good.Until someone saw a chance for profit. Now, for the first time in years, Giggletime Mountain has visitors. Guests who are digging into things best left forgotten. And among the hapless victims, a new challenge slinks through the shadows. Modern murderers, seeking to take the hunting ground for themselves, unaware of the predator that already calls it home.When the blood dries, who will survive the Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain?

Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain

Steve Wetherell

Peggy is worried about her dad. After his divorce, she doesn't blame him for wanting to get back into the dating game. But she'd rather he dated an actual human woman and not one of the creepy state-of-the-art sex dolls that are appearing all over town.But Peggy's domestic problems might be the least of her worries as the patented Real Companions begin to get a little too real for comfort...

Valley of the Sex Dolls

It was supposed to be a family vacation just like any other. Mom off blowing random dudes somewhere. Dad crying at the hotel bar. Eric and his little brother Bobby left to fend for themselves in the hotel room with no food or money. But this vacation would be different, because Eric is about to meet the love of his life. He's about to get a crash course in love, the real dangers of drug use, and maybe... just maybe... butt stuff. Buckle up, kids. We're going to Hypo Beach, and it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Terror on Hypo Beach

Is there anything more stressful than moving into a new house? Lucy and her brother, Junkie, find out that moving was only the beginning of their troubles when they encounter the ghost of a little boy in the woods. Now it's up to them to solve the mystery of his death so his soul can be at peace.But ghosts aren't the only issues they have to deal with. Will Lucy get along with her new mom who arrives to replace the one that moved to Florida? Will Junkie win the heart of the woman they find chained in the basement? Does the real estate agent have enough feet to satisfy the family's ravenous appetites?Some of what you read within the pages of this book you may find shocking. It may keep you awake at night, paralyzed with fear at every rustle of leaves outside or every twitching shadow on the wall. It may even give you... Shingles!

The Haunting of Whore House

One man's quest for stress relief leads to terror. Gary Handler has issues. His boss hates him, his mother hounds him, and his cat thinks he's an idiot. But that's okay because Gary's got the perfect solution to all of life's troubles: a porn site subscription and his right hand. Sadly, all habits grow old, even the fun ones. Gary soon finds himself at the doorstep of a creepy old pawn shop where he buys a used adult novelty toy to spice up his one-man sex life. Pity for him that it's cursed by the angry spirits of all the "kids" he's flushed down the toilet. Needless to say, hairy palms are about to become the least of his worries. ---------- Jack on, jack off ... with the Jacklight in book 2 of Shingles, the horror comedy series that's not for those with faint hearts or weak bladders.

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