Avery Monsen

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), _All My Friends Are Dead_ presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Dead

Jory John

A collection of humorous cartoons depicting a variety of people, or other life forms as they deal with the existential aspects of their lives.

All My Friends Are Still Dead

From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.

An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

K is for Knifeball

Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.

I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York

我所有的朋友都死了•套装两册（史上最萌最虐心的超人气时尚小绘本！击中你深藏于心的寂寞！画给所有感到孤独的年轻人！）

¿HAS REÍDO Y LLORADO AL MISMO TIEMPO ALGUNA VEZ?Todos mis amigos están muertos conseguirá que lo hagas porque es el libro de humor más triste y el libro triste más gracioso que hayas leído jamás.En él payasos, cintas de casete, dinosaurios, zombies, muñecos de nieve y plantas de interior, entre otros, comparten sus reflexiones exitenciales más divertidas al enfrentarse a lo inevitable.

Todos mis amigos estn muertos / All my friends are dead

"Rhyming has always come easily to Chester van Chime. But one day he loses his gift and struggles to find the right words"--

Chester Van Chime Who Forgot How to Rhyme

Hoist the anchor and get ready for high seas adventure! This arrr-inspiring journal provides aspiring pirates games, puzzles, challenges, and advice on everything from swabbing the deck to walking the plank and avoiding scurvy. And for studying treasure maps after the lights go out, this journal also includes a reading light for secret journaling below deck!

A Handbook for Aspiring Swashbuckers

Pirate's Log

Lucy introduces herself as the longest dog, displaying a gentle sense of humor but great self-confidence despite the fact that being extremely long is not easy.

Avery Monsen

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