Barry Dutter

Filled with hilarious lessons from the pop culture most guys grew up in, this witty, commonsense guide is tells guys where to meet women, which ones to approach, and which to avoid, while keeping a shy guy's tender ego in mind all the way.

The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell If She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and Don'ts for the First Date, What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean

The Shy Guy's Guide to Dating

Tom DeFalco

Jason Latour

J. Michael Straczynski

Danny Fingeroth

Alan Kupperberg

Michael Eury

Fred Hembeck

Steve Mellor

Collects What The-?! #20; Ultimate Civil War: Spider-Ham; Spider-Ham 25th Anniversary Special and Spider-Man Annual (2019) #1 - plus the Spider-Ham stories from Marvel Tales (1964) #201-212, #214-219, #223-230, #233, #236-237, #239-240 And #247; What The-?! #3, #18, #22, #24 and #26; and Spider-Verse (2015) #1. Pig out on more anthropomorphic adventures of the Spectacular Spider-Ham! Peter Porker crosses paths with Black Catfish, Crocktor Strange, the Punfisher, Ducktor Doom, Larval Zombies, Raven the Hunter, the Green Gobbler and more - as well as Howard the Duck and Forbush Man! The Infinity Wart causes cosmic chaos, but can Peter handle the power of Captain Zooniverse? And who is Spider-Ham 2099? Plus: Civil War rocks Spider-Ham in a piggy paradise filled with porcine personas from Iron Ham to Wolver-Ham! And when J. Jonah Jackal and Mary Crane are kidnapped, Spider-Ham battles Doctor Octopussycat and the Swinester Six!

The Complete Collection Vol. 2

Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham

The American Box-sellers Association advises avoidance of this book which clearly demonstrates the superfluous nature of all outdated modes of communication utilizing printed symbols (i.e. Books). With tongue-in-cheek humor, the author makes the case that Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned from Television is the last book you ever need buy.

Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned from Television

Scott Lobdell

Alan Davis

Collects Excalibur (1988) #42-58, Excalibur: XX Crossing (1992) #1, material from Marvel Comics Presents (1988) #110. Alan Davis returns to Excalibur! The legendary artist takes over the writing chores to steer Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Phoenix, Captain Britain and Meggan to new heights of greatness — and madness! The troublesome Technet return to wreak havoc! The Captain Britain Corps puts Brian Braddock on trial! Meggan searches for her past! And Excalibur deals with the offbeat arrivals of Kylun and Cerise! But what is the fearsome threat of the Anti-Phoenix, and who has been pulling Excalibur’s strings since the very beginning? Plus: Secrets of the Phoenix Force are revealed, the Crazy Gang makes its bizarre return and Captain Britain’s sister, Psylocke, stops by — to help battle their older brother, the insane Jamie Braddock! Guest-starring Spider-Man and the X-Men!

Curiouser And Curiouser

Excalibur Epic Collection

The authoritative guide that will take shy guys everywhere-from the first date to home plate. "Hey baby, what's your sign?" "Come here often?" These lines may work in the movies, but not in real life, and not for the millions of guys too shy to risk their dignity on such flimsy pickup lines. Barry Dutter knows, he used to be a shy guy himself, sitting at home night after night watching television because asking a woman for a date was simply too scary. Not anymore. He's learned dozens of tricks to help shy guys ease into the swing of dating while avoiding humiliating rejections and romantic disasters. Keeping a shy guy's tender ego in mind, he tells guys where to meet women, which ones to approach and which to avoid. Readers will learn what to do with them, and how to act from the first date through commitment time. Filled with hilarious lessons from the pop culture we grew up in, this witty, commonsense guide is a must for everyone who's ever been afraid to try-which means everyone.

The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell if She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and Don'ts for the First Date, What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean

Barry Dutter

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