Christoph Paul

A love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs.

Horror Film Poems

Phil LoPresti hates everything except his girlfriend Missy, the band Swans, and Clive Barker (except for the film Nightbreed--he hates that film most of all). He channels his misanthropy into his poetry and art photography, but feels even more discouraged when no one buys his brilliant art. He shares his disgust by writing angry ALL CAPS posts on Facebook attacking all the mediocre writers on his 'friends' list. Needing money to get Missy off his back, Phil enters an art & photography contest. He visits a cancer ward for inspiration and steals 'artistic materials.' Phil creates what he feels is his ultimate masterpiece. Unfortunately, an elderly woman drops dead upon first glance at Phil's 'artwork.' Her grieving family sues him. Desperate for money, he stumbles upon a mafia money-laundering job selling hot dogs, but that is only the beginning of his problems. Faced with jail time and losing the love of his life, Phil embarks upon a madcap journey through Jersey in this laugh-out-loud irreverent romp into the dark side of art and love. Praise for Christoph Paul "Brave in its playfulness, A Confederacy of Hot Dogs brings Bukowski to Bizarro for the Facebook generation. As with the best satire, Christoph Paul's hilarious no-holds-barred novella has a lot of love for what it mocks. The most genuinely fun book I've read in many years." -- Alexander Boldizar, author of The Ugly "Christoph Paul might be our generation's patron saint of crass. Charming, funny, and perverse, A Confederacy of Hot Dogs will have you pissing yourself and feeling warm fuzzies in equal measure. Read it, and set it down, and whisper to yourself, "I love you, YOU F&#K." -- Brian Allen Carr, author of Sip and Short Bus "A hilarious and transgressive love letter to A Confederacy of Dunces and struggling artists in the digital age." -- Jayme Karales, author of Disorderly and creator of LowRes Wunderbred

A Confederacy of Hot Dogs

Arthur Graham

Brody Thomas

Great White House

"Freddy versus Jason Meets Wet Hot American Summer. Nuff Said." Jason Voorheesberg has struggled to become the great slasher his mom believes he can be and has as bad case of Slasher Anxiety. He is sent to one of the worse ranked camps for young slashers: Slasher Camp for Nebulous Youth #987.When she drops Jason off at the camp, he gets bullied by the Jock Slashers and is attacked by the rich, snooty protagonists of the rival Final Camp across the lake. He hates the camp and is considered the worst slasher by the Pred counselors. Even though he makes a friend with Slasher Candybee Wamack and develops a forbidden relationship with a Slazer (Final Girl who slays Slashers), he struggles even more with his slasher anxiety. Can love (and homicide) conquer all and save Jason from a life of mediocrity?

Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks

Christoph Paul guides you through the virtual jungle of Twitter, Social Media marketing, and networking, with wry wit and no holds barred honesty. Social Media skills are a necessary evil of the modern age, but that is no reason that it should be a soul crushing and depressing experience to get on Twitter and hustle your book, artwork, website, or whatever else you are trying to promote. Once you are done reading this book you will see Social Media with brand new eyes. This is the Matrix unveiled and decoded for the creative personality. If you are an artist, small business owner, or promoter who wants to succeed at your chosen passion but hates the hassle of Social Media, this is the book for you. The brutal truth is that we live in an age of proactive self-promotion with being f%#king annoying doing it. Everybody needs to hustle and learn to sell themselves and sell their art if they want to survive in an increasingly flooded and competitive online marketplace. It can seem daunting, frustrating, and confusing, but in this book, Paul walks you through, step by step, down the path that you will need to take in order to begin building a solid fan base and successfully sell your art via Social Media platforms.

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Social Media for Anti-Socials

Grant Wamack

An eclectic collection of Crime, Horror, Bizarro, Science Fiction, Ninja Action, Noir, Mythos, and Literary Fiction stories, that gives tribute to one of the best Hip-Hop groups of all time. Featuring: Gabino Iglesias: BIG GHETTO BOYS Charles Austin Muir: THE RAEKWONOMICON Joshua Chaplinsky: SUPREME MATHEMATICS: A CIPHER Mame Bougouma Diene: BEATS, BONES, & BRISKET Jeremy Thompson: WU-TANGIBLE J.C. Carter: ABBOT OF THE WHITE LOTUS Loren Kleinman: SUNSHINE Robert Dean: THE WORLD FELL BENEATH THE BROKEN CONCRETE Andy Rausch: THE NIGHT OL' DIRTY BASTARD CAME TO HOBOKEN Tom Leins: INCARCERATED SCARFACES Laura Lee Bahr: THE ONE WHO SWALLOWS THE SEA David Osborne: PCP & METH & MOLLY & ALCOHOL, & NO SLEEP S.L. Dixon: THE RIGHTEOUS HUNT Aaron Besson: HELLRZA Sergio Hernandez: LINX

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