Danger Slater

The pink mold growing on the walls isn’t the worst thing about Elenya and Myles’ brand new fixer upper.

There’s also the inexplicable footsteps in the night; the sealed-over windows and doors; the neighbor that hears their screams but can’t be bothered to help.

Soon, there’s no leaving at all. No hope of cleaning. And that encroaching mold? It’s practically become a second skin.

Welcome to the House of Rot. You’re never getting out.

House of Rot

Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging. "Danger Slater is fearless and should be ashamed of himself. Thank God he's not." --JOSH MALERMAN, author of Bird Box "If Richard Brautigan and William S. Burroughs had a baby it would be Danger Slater" --THE HORROR REVIEW "Bizarro horror at its best." --SPLATTERPUNK ZINE

He Digs a Hole

Moonfellows

David Fleming

James Steele

Jon Konrath

David Raffin

Patrick D'Orazio

Eirik Gumeny

Nick Cato

Vincent Sakowski

Douglas Hackle

John McNee

Donald Armfield

Christy Stewart

Justin Grimbol

Tall Tales with Short Cocks returns with 15 new stories from Bizarro Press. Featuring "The Apple of My iPhone" by Danger Slater, "Laser Tits" by Justin Grimbol, "The Interstellar Quest for Snack Cakes" by Patrick D'Orazio, and many more!

A Bizarro Press Anthology

Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 2

Grady Hendrix

David Atkinson

Jessica McHugh

Arthur Graham

Ross Lockhart

Bradley Sands

Jeff O'Brien

Casper Kelly

Chanteclaire Coquine

Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4 - Now with taller tales and shorter cocks!Starring:Casper Kelly - Writing credits include Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, and many others.Bradley Sands - Author of TV Snorted My Brain, Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy ... Well, you get the point - he's awesome.Ross E. Lockhart - Author of Chick Bassist and editor of The Book of Cthulhu and Tales of Jack the Ripper.Danger Slater - International playboy and secret agent. Responsible for writing DangerRAMA and Love Me, and also seducing yo' momma.Douglas Hackle, AKA "Tha Hustla" - Author of Clown Tear Junkies and contributor to The Surreal Grotesque and certain other e-zines of ill repute.John McNee - The author of Grudgepunk delivers the next highly anticipated story from Grudgehaven.Jessica McHugh - Author of Rabbits in the Garden and Pins, she's also appeared in multiple anthologies including "Death to the Brothers Grimm".Arthur Graham - Just some guy who takes nude photos of himself and edits books on the side.Eirik Gumeny - Author of the Exponential Apocalypse series and former editor of Jersey Devil Press.Jeff O'Brien - To date he has seven books under his belt, including The Splatter House Rules, The Halloween Orgy Massacre, and Bigboobenstein.Grady Hendrix - Has written for Playboy, Slate, the Village Voice, Variety, the New York Post, and now Tall Tales with Short Cocks.Chanteclaire Coquine (pronounced "Cock-Queen") - The granddaughter of a notorious South Texas cockfighting kingpin makes her debut in this volume.David S. Atkinson - author of The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes (spring 2014), Bones Buried in the Dirt, and anything else you're gullible enough to believe if it makes you pick up the restaurant check.

Tall Tales with Short Cocks

About HOUSE OF ROT: The pink mold growing on the walls isn't the worst thing about Elenya and Myles' brand new fixer upper. There's also the inexplicable footsteps in the night; the sealed-over windows and doors; the neighbor that hears their screams but can't be bothered to help. Soon, there's no leaving at all. No hope of cleaning. And that encroaching mold? It's practically become a second skin. Welcome to the House of Rot. You're never getting out. Cover art by Kate Blairstone Interior illustrations by Echo Echo.

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