David Samson

David A. Rudnitsky

A parody of self-help books explores the reasons that men hate themselves, fabricates interviews with women who hate them as well, and offers advice from Dr. Baby Ruth and Jane Fondue

And the Women who Agree with Them

Men who Hate Themselves

Peter Bergman

The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon! Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: "Last Days of Our Lives", Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.

Don't Wait Till the End of the World to Get It

Official Millennium Survival Handbook

Offers hilarious insights into the world of men, including the hazards of PMS (Pre-Marital Syndrome), the voices of the male Lie-bido, using the Impersonal Ads, and other information. Reprint.

David A. Rudnitsky

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