Jeff O'Brien

New edition featuring an introduction by Dustin Reade, author of Grambo.Is it really necrophilia if the corpse you're f***ing has been reanimated? You just might find the answer to such a question within these pages.Aside from supposed necrophiliacs, you will also find porn-obsessed bridge trolls, talking hernias, reanimated corpses with tremendous skills in the art of cunnilingus, voodoo pimps, asshole local musicians, teenage boys who can't stop playing with themselves, horny hunchbacks and more in this new novel from Jeff O'Brien. Who could ask for more in a book?Bigboobenstein is the dark and humorous tale of Adelaide De Carlo and her sordid quest for self acceptance and utopia that involves a botched breast implantation surgery, death and resurrection. Here you have an emotional roller coaster that is fun and captivating every step of the way.

Bigboobenstein

Clouds are rolling in over southern Maine. None are aware of the coming storm's magnitude except for a missing girl and her demon captor. And soon Byron, the owner of a local goth clothing boutique will know too. He imagined that hot, late spring day would be like any other at his little store, but someone down below has far greater plans for it.

A Novella

Queen of Hell

The year is 1988. It is Halloween. A high school outcast named Will Pratt is in love with Carla Hoff. He wants nothing more than to accompany her to the costume party. Little does he know that visitors from another planet, both good and bad, have far different plans for him. A bizarre twist of fate is about to put unfathomable power in his hand, power far greater than convincing a girl to be his date to the party.Blood, guts, dismemberment, projectile vampiric uvulas, decapitations, group sex, a lot of green goo and a chance to save the world are in his very near future.Author Jeff O'Brien lays the horror, laughs and satire on extra thick and gooey in this bizarre, original work of his disturbed imagination.

The Halloween Orgy Massacre

A tale of a foul-mouthed barbarian and a sultry swordswoman. Byron was a simple wandering axe-man in search of nothing more than taverns for ale drinking and buxom maidens to take to bed. In his journey for such treasures he stumbles upon a female of a mythical race, and soon after, an aging wizard. Both of which would need his axe and mace to achieve their common goal: to rid the dying realm of its evil sorceress queen, and to destroy the magical relic that drove her to unspeakable madness.With visions of glory, victory, and possibly countless maidens fawning over him, a reluctant Byron accepts his part in the mission. From there the aimless barbarian falls neck deep into a world of violence, heinous creatures of legend, and evil sorcery that will deceive him every step of the way.

The Sorceress Queen

Doyle has quite a day of obstacles ahead of him at the grocery store - particularly terror from the sky and a world overrun by cannibalistic monstrosities. But he's ready for it. He's just been promoted to NIGHT MANAGER.

The Night Manager

Grady Hendrix

Danger Slater

David Atkinson

Jessica McHugh

Arthur Graham

Ross Lockhart

Eirik Gumeny

Douglas Hackle

Bradley Sands

John McNee

Casper Kelly

Chanteclaire Coquine

Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4 - Now with taller tales and shorter cocks!Starring:Casper Kelly - Writing credits include Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, and many others.Bradley Sands - Author of TV Snorted My Brain, Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy ... Well, you get the point - he's awesome.Ross E. Lockhart - Author of Chick Bassist and editor of The Book of Cthulhu and Tales of Jack the Ripper.Danger Slater - International playboy and secret agent. Responsible for writing DangerRAMA and Love Me, and also seducing yo' momma.Douglas Hackle, AKA "Tha Hustla" - Author of Clown Tear Junkies and contributor to The Surreal Grotesque and certain other e-zines of ill repute.John McNee - The author of Grudgepunk delivers the next highly anticipated story from Grudgehaven.Jessica McHugh - Author of Rabbits in the Garden and Pins, she's also appeared in multiple anthologies including "Death to the Brothers Grimm".Arthur Graham - Just some guy who takes nude photos of himself and edits books on the side.Eirik Gumeny - Author of the Exponential Apocalypse series and former editor of Jersey Devil Press.Jeff O'Brien - To date he has seven books under his belt, including The Splatter House Rules, The Halloween Orgy Massacre, and Bigboobenstein.Grady Hendrix - Has written for Playboy, Slate, the Village Voice, Variety, the New York Post, and now Tall Tales with Short Cocks.Chanteclaire Coquine (pronounced "Cock-Queen") - The granddaughter of a notorious South Texas cockfighting kingpin makes her debut in this volume.David S. Atkinson - author of The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes (spring 2014), Bones Buried in the Dirt, and anything else you're gullible enough to believe if it makes you pick up the restaurant check.

Tall Tales with Short Cocks

Byron left Rosecrown the most wanted man on the continent. An offer of royalty and love could have protected him, but in true barbarian fashion he refused. Upon a ship bound for Leedonia he meets a young harlot and finds a mysterious hooded woman spying on him from the shadows. Not long after setting foot back on land he is again embroiled in peril, but is more haunted by what he left behind. Is it the crown, or is it the woman whose love he refused?Before Byron can find those answers he must save another realm and bed as many eager women in the process. For after all, he is BYRON THE BARBARIAN!

Jeff O'Brien

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