Jonathan Meres

"""You aint no pop star, kiddo, and you never will be."" A right idiot. Thats how Martin Smith feels on the hit TV programme Fame Factory. But little does he know that 80s pop star Rick Donavan is also watching the show and hes got some incredible news. He reckons hes Martins real dad and he wants everyone to know about it. Martins trying to work it all out. Is it true? Could he really be the proud owner of a real, live Love Dad? First PageMartin Smith stood looking at the panel of

Love Dad

Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm? An award-winning, laugh-out-loud series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

May Contain Nuts

The World of Norm 1

Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?

Book 1

Impress your friends, confuse your parents and baffle your teachers with this hilarious alternative dictionary, containing only the coolest words in the English language!

Phenomenal! the Small Book of Big Words

Chaos ensues when an excitable rescue dog becomes the newest member of the class in this laugh-out-loud tale from the author of World of Norm.Noodle the Doodle, an adorable rescue pup, is joining class and he even gets to come on the school trip! But while Noodle's settled into being a class helper, and really loves being around all the pupils, taking on a school trip to the beach is a whole different ball game.Can noodle stay on his best behaviour or is this school trip about to take a turn for the chaotic?8-12 FICTION (Ages 8-12)Interest Age: 8-12Reading Age: 8This imprint is a brilliant list of short novels from high profile authors designed to be entertaining and accessible for ages 8-12. At approx. 5,000-10,000 words and with a Reading Age of 8, they're designed to help older children build reading stamina and a greater confidence in their abilities. They offer an exciting mix of genres, feature black and white illustrations to accompany the narrative, and include dyslexia-friendly design features.

Noodle the Doodle

Mishaps and mayhem abound as Noodle joins the new kid in class for the school talent show in this adorable canine comedy.There's a new kid joining the class at Wigley primary but can Noodle the doodle help him prepare for the school talent show? Mishaps and mayhem abound as Jonathan Meres returns with an adorable canine comedy.

Noodle the Doodle Steals the Show

Grandpa Was an Astronaut

An old lady's failing memory leads to an unlikely friendship in this gorgeous Little Gem from bestselling author Jonathan Meres.All Frank wants is a new bike - but first he has to save up some money! When he starts helping with his sister's paper round, the last thing Frank expects is to meet a very special person. With her cowboy hat and boots, Mary's not like anyone he's ever met before. But Frank's new friend seems a bit muddled, and when she needs help, he's the only one there to lend a hand ...

Special Delivery

What with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY RIGHT HE DID! An award-winning, laugh-out-loud series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

The World of Norm: 4: May Require Batteries

The eighth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do... But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move! It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 8

May Contain Buts

The fifth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm is back! And he knows that it's just going to be one of those days... Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old 'friend' threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we're not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs...Norm's out of luck. And it may be contagious! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 5

May Be Contagious

The ninth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was grounded before he'd even got up... But that's what happens when you run up a phone bill the size of a flipping bus. The trouble is Norm has no idea how it happened! All he knows is that he has to somehow pay it off if he's to go biking with Mikey. Even if that does mean going into business with the world's most annoying next door neighbour... With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 9

May Still Be Charged

Hilarious collection of jokes, poems, lists, top tens and Christmas craziness, to make Christmas go with a bang!

The Xmas Factor

Myslíte si, že když vás ráno vytrhne ze sladkých snů budík, je to děs? Tak to vás asi ještě nevzbudil zvuk z vedlejšího pokoje, který nejvíc ze všeho připomíná sloní pšouk!Ale kupodivu, i potom se váš denní program může ještě podstatně zhoršit, jako u Norma, kterého pak odvlekli na návštěvu k dokonalým bratrancům a dokonalé sestřenici, které nesnáší, a tam musel obdivovat, jaké si pořídili zbrusu nové skvělé počítačové hry, ačkoli sám má zaracha i na Xbox. Proč? No, kvůli jednomu takovému incidentu se psem a s koupelnou... však uvidíte sami. Ale pro Norma jsou podobné maléry ab-so-lut-ně normální, bohužel.SVĚT PODLE NORMA je prudce srandovní knižní série o klukovi, proti kterému se patrně spikl celý svět. Určitě se zalíbí všem, kdo mají rádi „malého poseroutku“ od Jeffa Kinneyho.Kniha je určena pro děti a mládež od jedenácti let, které jistě zaujmou i černobílé obrázky perfektně ztvárňující řadu humorných situací.

Svět podle Norma: Musí se prát odděleně

Virginie Cantin

- Retard dans les devoirs à rendre, - Retard de l’argent de poche à recevoir, - Retard dans la livraison des journaux... La vie de Norm est toujours aussi injuste, voire de plus en plus ! Parce que, en plus, aujourd’hui : - Norm a marché en plein dans... quelque chose qui n’aurait pas dû être sur son chemin ! - Norm est le seul ado de la planète à ne PAS avoir de tablette tactile.

Le Monde de Norm - Tome 4 - Attention : l'humour, ça secoue !

Diary of a Trainee Rock God

The seventh hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room... Not the best start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't bad enough, they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time. Business as usual? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 7

Must Be Washed Separately

The eleventh hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and nothing happened ... Home alone and the fridge to himself? What could possibly go wrong? Well, apart from the snails. And having to hang his mum's pants out to dry. And the dreaded perfect cousins paying a visit. And worst of all, the entire family going vege-flipping-tarian! But apart from that, what could possibly go wrong? You'd think Norm would know better by now, wouldn't you? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 11

May Be Recycled

The sixth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France... If only he hadn't fallen asleep in History! And if only he'd done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Norm can't go biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE'S BEEN STOLEN, THAT'S WHY! Nightmare? It's worse than that... IT'S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Book 6

May Need Rebooting

The TWELFTH - AND FINAL - hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. Get ready for Norm's most outrageous adventure yet! For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

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