Khurt Khave

Horror Stories - Murder Poems - Creepypasta Featuring "My Friend the Serial Killer" a 25 page expose' on real life murderer Bryan Patrick Miller, including info the cops don't know and never before seen pictures. Also featuring "In Defense of Horror Films" a lost article by horror legend VINCENT PRICE.

Horror Stories, Murder Poems, Creepypasta

Something with Blood in the Title

The SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written! It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an Orgy & Murder Party; and you're invited! The best written trash you will ever read. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think! You will be ashamed for loving it! It's tentacular! Try the insanity, it's delicious! Out of space. Out of time. Out of control. The book contains over 100 illustrations, pictures, and graphics. All images are SFW, it's just the story that is morally reprehensible! All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here! Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll. But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu! Characters from both Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues!

Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland

Astronomicon minorem - DMT, Cthulhu and You The Book of Devouring Stars, written by Khurt Khave, head priest of the First United Church of Cthulhu, provides church doctrine of the Great Old Ones and describes how you can open the astral gates and contact these otherworldly beings. Discover how H. P. Lovecraft's night terrors were not merely a case of hereditary acute psychosis but his vivid visits to the Dreamlands, and in fact the inspiration for the entire Cthulhu Mythos, were actually caused by an overproduction of naturally-occurring endogenous dimethyltryptamine, DMT, within the brain of our mad prophet. Was it plagiarism, homage, or a shared madness? We discuss other similar works by authors Edgar Allan Poe, Robert W. Chambers, and Ambrose Bierce. Meet the brave psychonauts who traveled to aether space and beyond the veil to bring back knowledge of alien worlds. Terence McKenna, Rick Strassman, and Joe Rogan are all avatars who have contacted the Great Old Ones. Other artists predating Lovecraft had similar dark visions of strange lands. Gustave Dore, Josef Vachal, and Alfred Kubin. Learn of the ceremonies and holidays of the First United Church of Cthulhu. Also learn the way of Peace, Love and Tentacles or, Human Sacrifice - You're Doing It Wrong. And, of course, we *touch* on the over 500 year history of tentacle porn. Beyond anything you will read in those other fake Necromonicon knock-offs. This is Lovecraft for the 21st century.

Dmt, Cthulhu and You: First United Church of Cthulhu

Astronomicon Minorem

Steven Roman

James Pratt

Aaron Besson

URBAN TEMPLES OF CTHULHU - MODERN MYTHOS ANTHOLOGY Published by the First United Church of Cthulhu In the dark recesses of the world's cities lie the hidden altars and secret cathedrals dedicated to the blasphemous beings from out of space and time. And they want in! Features the work of prominent horror authors, many already with published Cthulhu Mythos material. "Little Gods" by James Pratt "Sects and the Single Girl" by Steven A. Roman "The Kings in Rebel Yellow" by Khurt Khave "The Face of God Within" by Brian H. Seitzman "The Black Metal of Derek Zann" by Aaron Besson "Cosmic Cavity; or, the Mouth of Man" by Carl R. Jennings "Along the Shore of Old Ridge" by Stuart Conover "Sleep Talking" by Jeff C. Stevenson "Matriarch of Skid Row" by M. C. Bluhm "Uncle Lovecraft: The Complete Oral History" by David Acord "Strange Communion" by Allen Griffin "Death in the Sunset" by Guy Riessen "The Abomination of St. Jude" by David F. Gray "Flesh-Bound Shadow Sun" by M. S. Swift "Doorstepping" by Kelda Crich "Saturday Night at the Esoteric Order of Dagon" by Jill Hand "City of our Lady, Queen of the Angels, Virgin Mother of a Thousand Young" by Kevin Wetmore "Warm Red Sea" by Jaap Boekestein The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT

Urban Temples of Cthulhu - Modern Mythos Anthology

"Kill those damn cats!" Nyarlathotep commanded. The machinations of cats and mad gods are beyond human understanding. Kill Those Damn Cats is a Lovecraftian anthology about the Cats of Ulthar, new stories of those furious felines' heroic adventures as well as their nefarious misdeeds. Everybody's got a story about those cats. Includes tales from young up-and-coming authors as well as Cthulhu Mythos veterans. "Wilful Creatures" by DJ Tyrer "Nix's Night About Town" by Nicholas Diak "The Daughters of Bastet" by James Pratt "Dot" by Mark P. Steele "A Story for the Zoogs" by William J. Wallace "Rise, Cats, Rise" by S. L. Kerns "The Dark Thicket" by Jason Scott Aiken "The Uninvited Guest" by Rohit Sawant "In These Dark Woods" by J. M. Heluk "The Law of Unintended Consequences" by Kevin Wetmore "Thimble Hearts and Tamarind Eyes" by Kris Dikeman "Jangling the Silver Keys" by Khurt Khave The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT

Kill Those Damn Cats - Cats of Ulthar Lovecraftian Anthology

Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu

There's something not quite right about her. A strange woman approaches two young men at a Las Vegas hackers convention, "I am in need of smart phone application programmers." Once thought lost, Richard Upton Pickman's notorious painting Ghoul Feeding has resurfaced after decades. What dubious plans does she have for the horrific portrait? And what is the secret of her true nature? Modern storyline continuations of Lovecraft's works Pickman's Model, Azathoth, and The Transition of Juan Romero are combined into a twisting tale of dark discoveries within the Oblivion Hearts world setting of the Cthulhu Mythos. Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the madness and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. Check out the church online at FUCC.IT

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