Matthew Strebe

Michael Moncur

Charles Perkins

The Best of SlashNOT is a collection of short satirical stories ranging from true observations of humorous events to hilarious absurdity that any true geek will love. The Best of SlashNOT takes the most humorous stories from posted on SlashNOT.com and presents them in the order that the SlashNOT community ranked them. You won't find Geek humor funnier or more laser focused on technology than The Best of SlashNOT. Articles include all the community favorites, like: Einstein returns from grave to bitch-slap dark matter Quaker: The non-violent first person shooter Microsoft seeking two letters cooler than X and P Science reverts to mad science Universe even darker and scarier than previously thought Google arrested while dumping body Gates and Torvalds to finally settle this thing Schrodinger arrested on cruelty, weapons charges IBM developing Artificial Stupidity Microsoft releases Windows XP Homeless edition SlashNOT is a satirical website that parodies Slashnot.com, the ridiculously popular open-source advocacy website. In addition to the stories and comments from SlashNOT.com, The Best of SlashNOT includes exclusive commentary and insights from the author and editor of the website.

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Microsoft Corporation

Learn how to implement security services for a Windows® 2000 network—and prepare for the Microsoft® Certified Professional (MCP) Exam—with this official Microsoft study guide. Work at your own pace through the lessons and hands-on exercises. And use the testing tool on CD to measure what you know and where to focus your studies—before taking the actual exam. As you develop the real-world expertise needed to help manage network security, you're also preparing for MCP Exam 70-214—an elective for MCSA or MCSE certification. BUILD THE SKILLS TO: Help secure client computers with file system permissions, Group Policy, and other baseline security measures Configure IPSec and SSL to help protect communication channels for both private and public servers Manage user and network authentication, certificates, and public key encryption Implement security measures for RAS, VPNs, and wireless networks Help protect Microsoft Internet Information Services, Microsoft Exchange Server, and Microsoft SQL Server™ from unauthorized access Maintain software integrity with service packs, security updates, and hot fixes Monitor events, detect network intrusions, and implement prevention and recovery measures YOUR KIT INCLUDES: Comprehensive self-paced study guide that maps to MCP exam goals and objectives Learn-by-doing exercises for skills you can apply to the job Lesson summaries and review questions, including a complete Q&A summary Testing tool that generates realistic practice exams with automated scoring and explanations for both correct and incorrect answers 120-day evaluation version of Windows 2000 Server Fully searchable eBook version of the study guide A Note Regarding the CD or DVD The print version of this book ships with a CD or DVD. For those customers purchasing one of the digital formats in which this book is available, we are pleased to offer the CD/DVD content as a free download via O'Reilly Media's Digital Distribution services. To download this content, please visit O'Reilly's web site, search for the title of this book to find its catalog page, and click on the link below the cover image (Examples, Companion Content, or Practice Files). Note that while we provide as much of the media content as we are able via free download, we are sometimes limited by licensing restrictions. Please direct any questions or concerns to booktech@oreilly.com.

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