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Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Suzanne Fleet

Jessica Watson

Nicole Leigh Shaw

Susan McLean

Rebecca Gallagher

Kim Bongiorno

Brenna Jennings

JD Bailey

Stephanie Giese

Alicia of Naps Happens

Kelly Nettles

Patti Ford

Kerry Rossow

Robyn Welling

Julianna W. Miner

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Anna Luther

Bethany Thies

Stacey Hatton

Johi Kokjohn-Wagner

Keesha Beckford

I Just Want to Pee Alone

Jen Mann

Meredith Spidel

I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing. As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. We all try strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. These are those stories.

I Just Want to Be Perfect

Nicole Leigh Shaw

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