R. J. Parker

Parker Joseph Kenny

Mandy Strain

Jokes & Riddles Categories Include: Animals, Computers, Food, Music, School, Sports, Occupations, Nature, Holidays, General, Knock Knock and Tongue Twisters Kids of all ages will love this compilation of 250 riddles and jokes that will have them laughing and sharing with their friends. These are all clean jokes and enjoyable. BONUS... there are several short story tongue twisters at the end of the book. Kids, moms and dads, will have a great laugh at them. Chapter 6: School Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? A: You crack me up! Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes. Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food! Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus? A: Flying saucers! Q: Why did nose not want to go to school? A: He was tired of getting picked on! Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler! Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: So, what's your point! Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? A: Because he wanted a higher education! Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet! Q: What did you learn in school today? A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! Funny Tongue Twister Phrases He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. Rubber baby buggy bumpers Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

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