Giles Andreae

Purple Ronnie

First, a quick word from Ronnie himself:Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someones character. You can discover anything you like including what everyones secretest rude fantasies are. The stars will tell you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what youre like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.In a nutshell, everything you need to know about you and all your friends in a great collection of little illustrated books! Purple Ronnies Little Star Signs is the fruit of years of astrological research by the purple mage himself and contains all the stuff he has discovered after gazing for ages through his gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff.

Sagittarius

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs

Purple Ronnie is the creation of the writer Giles Andreae. With over 35 million cards and 2 million books sold in the UK, Purple Ronnie is now one of the most successful licensed characters in the country. This collection of poems and illustrations is devoted to each of those charms you love your boyfriend for, from farting and nose-picking to hogging the blankets in bed and forgetting your birthday. It is aimed at any long-suffering girlfriend or as a wake-up call for the errant boyfriend.

Purple Ronnie's Little Guide to Boyfriends

Love Poems

You're kind and very funny And you make me laugh a lot You're pretty much just perfect And you're also super-hot! Show your one true love how much they mean to you with the help of Purple Ronnie! Cute cartoons combine with silly and sometimes irreverent poems along with funny one-liners to help you tell that special someone just how awesome they are.

Purple Ronnie

Books

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