Rocky Flintstone

Belinda Blinked 1

James Cooper

Jamie Morton

Alice Levine

The fully annotated, fully filthy, fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a Porno Belinda blinked, it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse... So begins Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone's now-legendary porno (sorry, erotic novel), and so began My Dad Wrote a Porno, the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky's son and two friends and now adored by legions of fans, having been downloaded over ten million times. Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again: the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked, with all the original text, all the podcast team's baffled, delighted and disgusted commentary, and huge amounts of new material, including - character profiles - analysis of the themes and motifs of the novel - a detailed look at the ins and outs of the pots and pans industry - a quiz - illustrations: how exactly do you grab someone's cervix? - Rocky's own response to his new-found fame. All that, plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview, the tombola, the fundraising party for the Asses and Donkeys Trust, and so much more. My Dad Wrote a Porno: the book is the funniest, naughtiest, strangest book of a podcast of a book you'll ever read. This book contains adult content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18

My Dad Wrote a Porno

Belinda Blinked 3

"Lockdown 69" happened to the whole world in Spring 2020... here is the story of Belinda Blumenthal and her COCK members.Locked down in the office as the world fell to pieces Belinda was left to organise the sleeping arrangements for the entire Steeles Pots and Pans staff... and some guests... very special guests such as the Countess of Leningrad, their training Guru Natasha Biles and her latest recruit Samantha... But the story moves quickly on as the Duchess recruits Belinda to work with the British Government to ensure the continuity of a pots and pans supply for Britain. But sinister and devious forces were afoot and Steeles were now about to feel the chill wind of fraud, bankruptcy and oblivion. Belinda, Bella, Des Martin and surprisingly Dave Wilcox... Regional Manager South West, were thrown into a battle rarely seen in the industry culminating in the initiation ceremony of the latest recruits to COCK. The fightback had begun and with the help of forensic accountant James Dribble Belinda and her COCKS would battle through the next few days of sheer turmoil and extreme sexual encounters. Enter villains D'artagnan Raspberry, Sammy Quin and Peggy Strumpethouse... newly married to Jim Thompson, Belinda's admin man. All holidaying in a South Sea island, revenge, death and nasty meat pies took their toll and it was all left to Helga of the FBI to clean up the international side of things. But back in London the sales of pots and pans had to go on and with some very important clients to entertain, Belinda and Bella were kept busy despite the ongoing crisis... But total disaster was approaching in the fast lane, MI6 intelligence had identified Wolfgang Bisch as the prime suspect... and this time he wasn't taking prisoners...Belinda Blinked...

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