Fresh out of the police academy, my friends got together and gifted me two weeks on an all-inclusive cruise. What they forgot to mention was that they also signed me up for speed-dating night on board. And that Chelsea would be there too. The next thing I remember is waking up naked, wearing nothing but a wedding band and Chelsea's seductive body curled up next to mine. Marriage? Babies? A white picket fence? One thing is for certain, this is not the way I envisioned kicking off my rookie year on the police force.