I Beg You, Don't Cast Your Body Into the Cragged Shame Pits of the Lustwolves Dumbing of Age

"Joyce was homeschooled, and college is her first foray into public education. unfortunately, campus is lousy with atheists, drunks, philanderers, caped vigilantes, and frewshater sharks. Chin up, Joyce! It's gonna be a long year."--Page 4 of cover.