Why do we do it? Who are we? What's happening and where's it all going to end? A collection of wondrous enquiries, drawings, fables, theories and verses, including: Why do we do it?; The banished angel; Gunk; The good uses of a tired husband; Ordinary everyday curses; The housewife's guide to sexual happiness; The festival of Alans; The moron's bark; Humans make you sick; Children who will not leave home. And much, much more from Michael Leunig and the amazing Goatperson.