Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe ("Oh, do call me Major B S, old boy!"), is a former British soldier, failed mercenary and bumbling adventure tour operator who puts his business interests on hold in a bid to save his wife¿s historic Australian homestead, Rowbottom.Along the way, he is recruited to carry out a top-secret government mission.Unfortunately, unless you have a top-level security clearance, you probably can¿t read this book to find out what it is and how he messes it up yet again!Major B S is a comic novel from the author of How Much Is That Scorpion in the Window?