"My son actually said to me once: 'You should get your hair cut like Gary Barlow.' I've shunned him since. He now lives in the shed." As the driving force behind Britpop giants Oasis and more recently his own High Flying Birds, guitarist Noel Gallagher has been called the finest song writer of his generation. Offstage, however, the outspoken star is probably as well known for his quick wit and excoriating humour as for his musical ability. The rocker is famed for readily offering illuminating thoughts on everything including other musicians, football, politics, life and the antics of kid brother, Liam. This hilarious volume brings together the funniest of Noel's high flying words.