Perpetual Disappointments Diary

Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.*Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') *Reminders of Notable Deaths. * Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). *Save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.