Pirattitude! So You Wanna be a Pirate? : Here's How!

The creators of the International Talk Like a Pirate Day present a tongue-in-cheek guide for aspiring pirates on how to swash their buckles and plunder with the best, in a hilarious guide that offers sure-fire pirate pickup lines for any occasion, tips on creating a pirate monicker, and other useful suggestions for living the pirate life. Original.