This laugh out loud Memoir is a kaleidoscope of tales that take us on a journey through a dysfunctional life. With issues like; your best friend is a superhero and he's stuck in a dumbwaiter. Your leader finds it tough to motivate the troops when he's bouncing off the BX9 bus and into oncoming traffic, NY legalizes topless dancing, a runaway lion, and you've got till noon to leave the state of Illinois. In a one of a kind hot-rod, Bob reminisces about his encounters with a motorcycle gang, two guys that changed the face of the American automobile, vampires, lesbians, and a drunken game show host.