Confederates [Distressed]

You wouldn't buy a pair of jeans that look brand-new: why buy a book that shrieks, "I just went to the bookstore!"?"Confederates [Distressed]" has that well-worn broken-in look that says that this is a book owned by a real hipster, one who has read it many times and knows it inside and out. Yet it doesn't require that you actually read it.Cover by Rob Eggleston.