Patrick Shand

While on their nightly hunt, Chad and John, two buffoonish vampires happen upon the film set of the romantic thriller, MOONSHADE: THE ROMANTIC, REDEEMED VAMPIRE! Intent on reminding the masses that vampires are monsters and not romantic cliches, Chad and John begin turning the film shoot into a massacre -- until the star himself, Moonshade, arrives on set. Little do they know, Moonshade may play a sparkly puppy dog... but in reality he's a blood-guzzling, badass just playing a part. Chad and John have crossed the biggest bad guy in town, and these suckers don't stand a chance!

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