Stephen Kozeniewski

Stevie Kopas

Try Not to Die TV-XXX (Salty language, Sexual innuendo, Vomit-inducing ultraviolence) TBA. Pirate transmission. North America's number one reality television show returns with instant fan favorite Dawn Churchill, a plucky, hometown girl from the irradiated ruins of the former United States. Will she survive the night in the electrified, booby-trapped arena or will one of the serial killers pitted against her come out on top? Returning slashers include evil animatronic Abraham Lincoln, eight-year-old "Daughter of the Devil" Abadonna, and all-time undefeated champion Denney the Killer Clown. (Plus surprise appearances by mad surgeon Doctor Feelbad, silver-tongued "Charming" Charlie Whitmore, and steel-clawed firebrand Razortooth.) A night of chills, thrills, and endless buckets of blood. A must-see for Dawn's innovative use of a shotgun alone. Fun for the whole family! Host: Mark Winters Producers: Marisol Martinez, Amy Green, Jacob Graves, Derron James

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