Andrew Kaufman

A magical short novel from the author of All My Friends are Superheroes. A robber charges into a bank with a loaded gun, but instead of taking any money he steals an item of sentimental value from each person. Once he has made his escape, strange things start to happen to the victims. A tattoo comes to life, a husband turns into a snowman, a baby starts to shit money. And Stacey Hinterland discovers that she's shrinking, a little every day, and there is seemingly nothing that she or her husband can do to reverse the process. Can Stacey and the other victims find a solution before it is too late? The Tiny Wife is a weird and wonderful modern fable. Small, but perfectly formed, it will charm, delight and unnerve in equal measure.

The Tiny Wife

The Weirds have always been a little off, but not one of them ever suspected that they'd been cursed by their grandmother. At the moment of the births of her five grandchildren Annie Weird gave each one a special power. Richard, the oldest, always keeps safe; Abba always has hope; Lucy is never lost and Kent can beat anyone in a fight. As for Angie, she always forgives, instantly. But over the years these so-called blessings ended up ruining their lives. Now Annie is dying and she has one last task for Angie: gather her far-flung brothers and sisters and assemble them in her grandmother's hospital room so that at the moment of her death, she can lift these blessings-turned-curses. And Angie has just two weeks to do it. What follows is a quest like no other, tearing up highways and racing through airports, from a sketchy Winnipeg nursing home to the small island kingdom of Upliffta, from the family's crumbling ancestral Toronto mansion to a motel called Love. And there is also the search for the answer to the greatest family mystery of all: what really happened to their father, whose maroon Maserati was fished out of a lake so many years ago?

Born Weird

All Tom's friends really are superheroes. There's the Ear, the Spooner, the Impossible Man. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. But at their wedding, the Perfectionist was hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, of course) to believe that Tom is invisible. Nothing he does can make her see him. Six months later, she's sure that Tom has abandoned her. So she's moving to Vancouver. She'll use her superpower to make Vancouver perfect and leave all the heartbreak in Toronto. With no idea Tom's beside her, she boards an airplane in Toronto. Tom has until the wheels touch the ground in Vancouver to convince her he's visible, or he loses her forever.

All My Friends Are Superheroes

The Ticking Heart

A magical story of love and the isolation that defines the modern condition—Andrew Kaufman pulls off the near impossible and creates a wholly original allegorical tale that is both emotionally resonant and outlandishly fun. The Waterproof Bibleintroduces us to Rebecca Reynolds, a young woman with a most unusual and inconvenient problem: no matter how hard she tries, she can't stop her emotions from escaping her body and entering the world around her. Luckily she's developed a nifty way to trap and store her powerful emotions in objects — but how many shoeboxes can a girl fill before she feels crushed by her past? Three events force Rebecca to change her ways: the unannounced departure of her husband, Stewart; the sudden death of her musician sister, Lisa; and a near-crash with what appears to be a giant frogwoman. The giant, green-skinned, gill-necked woman is named Aberystwyth (Aby), and she's driving to the Prairies on a mission to save her dying mother. Meanwhile, Rebecca's grieving bother-in-law, Lewis, feeling lost, ends up getting off a plane in Winnipeg, which sets him on a fascinating journey through the darkest parts of grief with the help of a woman who calls herself God.

The Waterproof Bible

Filippo Patarino

Marco Vicentini

Tutti i miei amici sono supereroi

True North Heists

A Esposa Minúscula

Andrew

Russian phrases for dummies

Tiny Wife

Sugeçirmez İncil

"Novel about a man understanding life through his visits to small claims court."--

Small Claims

Geborene Freaks

Åsa Brolin

MTM:s talboksannotation: I familjen Weird har alla barn någon speciell talang som gör dem litet udda: en är alltid nöjd, en går aldrig vilse, en vinner alla slagsmål, en är alltid hoppfull och en förlåter vad som helst. De här egenskaperna är &"försignelser&" från deras snälla farmor men med åren har de blivit alltmer lika förbannelser. Med tre veckor kvar till sin dödsdag måste farmor samla barnbarnen för att lyfta försignelsen. Frågan är om hon ska hinna samla dem alla

Familjen Weird

Serafima Gettys

The fast and easy way to learn to speak Russian With Russia in line to host the World Cup in 2018, the Winter Olympics in 2014, as well as a Formula 1 Grand Prix, interest in Russia is on the rise. Russian For Dummies is an excellent resource for students, tourists, and businesspeople looking for an introduction to this popular and complex language. This updated edition offers new and improved content, more useful exercises and practice opportunities, all new content devoted to the Cyrillic alphabet, and much more. A revamped, user-friendly organization A fully updated and expanded audio CD with real-life conversations by native speakers Expanded coverage of grammar, verb conjugations, and pronunciations A refreshed and expanded mini-dictionary complete with even more essential vocabulary Russian For Dummies provides basic instruction to those seeking to grasp the basics of conversational Russian. Students, travelers, and businesspeople with little or no language experience will gain a clearer understanding on how to communicate in Russian.

Russian For Dummies

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Traveling in a foreign country such as Russia suddenly becomes a lot more exciting when you can engage in elegant small talk with the locals. Russian Phrases For Dummies is your handy guide to everyday words and phrases you can start using immediately to make your visit more rewarding and a whole lot easier. This user-friendly phrasebook will jump-start your comprehension and have you speaking basic Russian in no time. Its quick-and-easy approach gives you language fundamentals up front, the Words to Know section helps you find the right word fast, and the easy-to-use pronunciation key helps other people understand what you're trying to say. You'll learn how to: Get directions, shop, and eat out Talk numbers, dates, and time Chat about family and work Discuss sports and the weather Deal with problems and emergencies Pronounce familiar English words and phrases in Russian and English Beware of words that sound to English but don't mean the same thing Read signs that use the Russian alphabet Follow the conventions of Russian pronunciation Use basic Russian grammar correctly Keep ten commonly used Russian phrases on the tip of your tongue Use basic telephone vocabulary and send letters, emails, and faxes Don't have time to study the language before you get to Russia? No worries. Just flip through Russian Phrases For Dummies, find the section that fits your needs, and start talking!

Russian Phrases For Dummies

Alla Toms vänner är superhjältar. Tom är den enda vanliga killen i Torontos superhjältekretsar. Han förälskar sig i Perfektionisten, vars superkraft är att hon kan göra allt perfekt. Men på deras bröllop blir hon hypnotiserad av sitt svartsjuka ex, Hypno, att tro att Tom är osynlig. Inget han gör kan få henne att se honom. Sex månader senare är Perfektionisten säker på att Tom har övergivit henne, så hon är på väg att flytta till Vancover. När hon kliver på planet vet hon inte att Tom finns vid hennes sida. Han har bara tills dess planet landar på sig att övertyga henne om att han är där, annars kommer han att förlora henne för alltid.

Andrew Kaufman

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